Porn anyone? A while back I though to my…

Porn anyone? A while back I though to myself… “I wonder if there is money in Porn affiliates…” .. Of course there is – Its one of the natural (non-artificial) programmed imperatives. Trouble is, the market is crazy saturated. Still that didn’t scare me, so I went digging a bit.

Sidebar: Interesting SEOMOZ article: http://www.seomoz.org/ugc/yes-dear-there-is-porn-seo-and-we-can-learn-a-lot-from-it

I didn’t have to go very far to realize I wasn’t going to cut the mustard here. I landed on the “Go Fuck Yourself” forums at http://www.gfy.com/ .. they have some very interesting “Educational Series” http://www.gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=38 with some pretty advanced shit technical-wise and business wise.

Anyway, I checked out what these guys do, followed threads and links at Go Fuck Yourself (gotta love the name of the board) and I just can’t do it – There’s no way. Its not about ‘moral’ qualms or anything of the sort – this is business. Its not about ‘what will they say’ or family, etc, etc… Its way simpler than that for me. All the tits and ass are just way-way-way too distracting. I would never get anything done. I seriously wonder how the hell those folks manage to concentrate on the task at hand with all the body parts flying around…

I got thinking…. “Could I create a gallery page like this? Could I explain to a designer what I want on a page or banner? (I could already see myself reviewing the design of a Hentai banner: “No, no, no… The tentacle has to go in the *left* ear, but the jizz comes out the nose – and can you make it look like a jizz tsunami?” Then I thought… Would I go in and touch-up the text or the action on an animated blow-job banner?” That ended the train of thought…. NEEEEXT!