New Fucking Instant Messaging Rule

Do NOT send me a mesage that says “Hi” .. Followed by “Can you chat?”. I am only available for the things that I give a damn. For everything else, there’s WankerCard.

It is especially annoying when you have something important to say to me, like: “Your pants are on fire… On National TV, and the producers of South Park called and they want to portray you as a homo getting banged by Mr. Slave“.. and you let the chat window sit there, waiting for me to say something back. How stupid is that?

And it is also annoying when you’re just trying to figure out if you can catch my attention for something you know damn well I don’t give a fuck about, and see if you can use personal relationships as leverage.

To paraphrase Nicholson: Either way, I don’t give a damn! STATE YOUR FUCKING PURPOSE.