FUCK YOU GOOGLE – An Illustrated Love Story

Jake, your mother called and she said you kissed Melinda five years ago while we were dating - And now she's pregnant. It must have been you, filthy bastard.

Woha Mary, that's not true... And why do you bring this up when we're getting along so well?

Mary, let me call my nosy mom and see what she meant. I'm sure I did nothing wrong!

See? Like I said...

SEE! I think it was just a kiss. ONE KISS six months before we met!... We were experiementing. Why are you getting so worked up? Why do you take it so seriously?

You know what Mary, I'm sick and tired of your High Maintenance stinky ass. I'm leaving - FUCK YOU BITCH!