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  • NegBox 10:23 am on February 11, 2013 Permalink | Reply  

    I QUIT MY DAY JOB 

    That’s right, I’ve quit my day job. Its been now six months of being a full-time affiliate marketer and I LOVE IT.

    Its easy to quit your day job when you’re 20-something and you are working retail jobs; or when you have your parents to fall back on; When you could live on government cheese, or when its just you with no family or kids.

    In my case quitting was a little more complicated. Its not so easy when you’re already in your 30s, you have your own family, mortgages, can’t go back to your parents, and you already have a six figure salary doing something a little more interesting than Starbucks barista.

    How did I do it? Luck x Effort

    By 2009 I had gotten an MBA to add to my technical degree and joined the marketing division at IBM. For the first year I had a blast, over time Sandy Carter, the vice president I was working for started slowly DRIVING ME FUCKING NUTS to the point I routinely fantasized how awesome it would be to get fired. One day in August 2009 she asked me to do some shit I can’t recall with grandmaster douchebag Jeremiah Owyang who was then at Forrester, that’s when I read this article. Before learning about internet marketing there I had been selling junk on eBay (circa 2007), and before that I tried a little startup of my own (2004-2005) on the side which flopped. All in all I’ve been trying to give my corporate overlords the boot for almost ten years.

    Of course I didn’t spend ten years locked in a basement trying to leave or working on affiliate marketing stuff. In those ten years I had two kids, got an MBA, changed jobs a couple of times, change wife too. The constant was simple: The writing was on the wall, I had to strike out on my own.

    Why? Because I planned for greatness, and found myself stuck in mediocrity. At one point in time I was on a great career path, then something happened – I don’t know what or how, still around 2003 or so I realized I was no longer on track to be a Fortune 500 CEO – so time to clock out.

    Fast-forward to 2009, that article from Jeremiah Owyang led me to John Chow. Don’t get me wrong here – I’m not endorsing John Chow in any way, hes so full of shit we could terraform Mars with it. Still… One thing led to another…

    I tried doing a blog like John Chow’s. I really did. I gave it all… It didn’t work. Along the way I started reading other blogs… PPC.bz among them. The first time I read it I was sure of two things: 1 – There is something good here. and 2 – I had no fucking clue what was going on. I also started reading some of the blogs on the blogroll and slowly piecing together a larger picture of affiliate marketing.

    Then every time I read a “Friday Affiliate Interview” story at JonathanVolk.com it felt like a slap in the balls: Here were people doing what I wanted to be doing, successful at what I wanted to do, and I was still sucking bottom. Jonathan Volk himself with his Christian fervor was also motivational, though not in the way he might have hoped for. I thought if someone so slow as to have invisible friends could be successful at internet marketing, that left me the one possibility that maybe, just maybe, all these folks were  smarter and generally better than me. This I refused to believe, yet it provided some serious proof that I was headed in the right direction and a boatload of motivation to prove myself – to myself.

    That was 2010… What did I do between 2010 and 2012? Everything.

    Top ten tips to quitting your day job with affiliate marketing, based directly on my recent experience:

    1 – Focus on ONE THING. One traffic source, one niche, one offer type. Sleep, eat, drink, be the offer, the customer, the traffic – One with the matrix.

    2 – The Lifecycle of an Internet Marketer from Adam Bunch and published by Mr. Green was an awesome post, so much so that I printed it out and keep it on my desk.

    3 – Your head has to accept the change. I exercised listening to songs about change – Especially awesome in every way is Butterflies and Hurricanes from Muse, that song steals the show for embracing and driving radical change. It says things like “change everything you are”, “Your number has been called” and “You’ve got to be the best”.

    4 – Affiliate Summit events. They are an investment, make it. I went to ASW 10, ASC 12 and ASW 13. The value I get from these events keeps GROWING tremendously. Its really not about the sessions for me – Its about the Meet Market and the social networking.

    5 – Transparency. The best business relationships I’ve made have come about and are nurtured daily by being completely transparent – about what I promote, where and how. If you think someone is going to steal your stuff, you need to work on your mindset – You are the creator, you have abundance, you make one good thing after another, fear of someone stealing your stuff makes you inefficient and ineffective. At the end of the day there are real human beings behind everything – if you are clean and transparent, people compete to do business with you – because the other folks who are playing “Batman” with cloak-and-dagger hush-hush games are just plain hard to deal with.

    6 – Push the envelope without breaking the rules. Forget black-hat shit. Personally, I grew up on TCP/IP Tutorial and Technical Overview original edition from 1996 and packet analyzers. So all the black-hat tricks are within arm’s reach – they will however lead you absolutely nowhere. Sometimes I see very clever black-hat tricks and invariably think to myself how that person could be stacking 10x the cash by using all their knowledge the way its supposed to work.

    7 – Stop worrying about what others are doing and get busy. In the beginning I used to “protect” my landing pages, cloak, hide, log IPs and serve up dummy pages, read browser’s histories to see if you were an affiliate. Guess where that got me? Nowhere at all. It wasted a ton of time I could have used for building more campaigns or doing something else. Who’s really going to jack my campaign? Successful affiliates don’t need to jack your crappy landing page, and they will see it anyways sooner or later, because they’re watching the traffic like a cat stalks a mouse. The other folks that can jack your page are unsuccessful affiliates – and guess what they’re going to do with it? Exactly what they’ve been doing so far: Fail. …. Get busy and forget about the idiots.. When you’re too busy to pay close attention to one single campaign, when you’re too busy to work on silly cloaking, that’s when the magic happens.

    9 – Understand understanding. You will not understand what the fuck is going on during your first try, or your second, or your tenth. Stare at it. Read it again. And again. And again. Think about it. Think about it again. In time you will start getting valuable insights, these insights only come if you actually do shit and fail repeatedly – They don’t come if you throw up your arms and walk away.

    10 – Its all a mind game. Its you against you.

    Wrap-up

    If you’re willing to bust your balls, this can be very rewarding. I have only one word of warning I shared with my fellow blogging friend Mike Chiasson at ASW – I went from working a lot, to working A LOT MORE. Of course I now work for myself, and work twice as much, twice as hard, and my balls are on the line every day.

    This is clearly not for everyone – If somewhere in the dark recesses of your mind you secretly believe you’ll hit a home run and walk home a billionaire with strippers lining up at your door to do tricks on your overworked appendage, you’re sorely mistaken. This is hardball, and hardball isn’t for everyone. As for me… I AM FUCKING LOVING IT!

     

     
    • Jay 12:03 pm on February 11, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      Great fucking post and congrats on quitting ! ;)
      This fake facebook comment box is hilarious too haha

    • Nikola Cvrtnjak 2:33 pm on February 11, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      Interesting part about john chow lol :D
      Anyway, congrats! Now you are your own boss ;) .

    • Angry Russian 4:35 pm on February 11, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      Great article. Couldn’t agree with you more especially point number 7 about mind your own business and stop worrying about everyone else. I know when I stopped trying to copy other peoples campaigns and jumping from one hot thing to another, along with of course the ultra paranoia that kept me from really scaling, I found success right away.

      Glad to hear it man keep it up.

    • Mikey 6:00 pm on February 11, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      Step 8 is definitely the most important. Don’t forget the two most important things to be successful: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know.

      • NegBox 6:02 pm on February 11, 2013 Permalink | Reply

        Mike, well put on #2. For everyone else, remember its a mind game… Once you win the mind game, your brain will let you see Step 8 and Mike’s #2.

    • FrequentBird.com 11:51 pm on February 11, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      Based on your use of language and nude images, I would never have guessed that you have a family and had a career at IBM!

      • NegBox 8:26 am on February 12, 2013 Permalink | Reply

        @frequentbird corporate America is much more human than you make it out to be. After a certain level people are awesome, and they hold nothing back – They will call shit shit and fuck fuck. I’d recommend the book Radical Honesty.

    • Mattias 5:21 am on February 12, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      Yes! Great post and 10 great tips. Thanks. Inspired.

    • Artur 2:14 pm on February 12, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      There are few other feelings as exhilarating as leaving behind the slavery of employment.

    • RUss 5:40 am on February 13, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      Negbox. Congrats. I hear it from the successful ones. Hard ball is the reality. In anything worth going after. Now I just have to adjust my focus.

    • Edgar 2:08 am on February 14, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      Congrats man. This is where I aim to be in the next few months.

      It really does suck being a slave to work. Having to ask your boss for vacations, days off, etc…

      All the best to you and all your projects!

    • EP 7:19 am on March 15, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      Amen! Nice blog post. I love when people give credit where credit is due, and everything in point 7 needs a retothetweet. Enough procrastinating for me, good luck!

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  • NegBox 7:22 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Scientific Fact: Ovulating Lap Dancers Make More Monies 

    Here’s a piece of scientific research that left me a bit puzzled… And kinda horny.

    Abstract

    To see whether estrus was really “lost” during human evolution (as researchers often claim), we examined ovulatory cycle effects on tip earnings by professional lap dancers working in gentlemen’s clubs. Eighteen dancers recorded their menstrual periods, work shifts, and tip earnings for 60 days on a study web site. A mixed-model analysis of 296 work shifts (representing about 5300 lap dances) showed an interaction between cycle phase and hormonal contraception use. Normally cycling participants earned about US$335 per 5-h shift during estrus, US$260 per shift during the luteal phase, and US$185 per shift during menstruation. By contrast, participants using contraceptive pills showed no estrous earnings peak. These results constitute the first direct economic evidence for the existence and importance of estrus in contemporary human females, in a real-world work setting. These results have clear implications for human evolution, sexuality, and economics.
    © 2007 Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.
    PDF download here

     
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  • NegBox 2:32 pm on April 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Rude Customers get Decaffed at Starbucks 

    Watching this TED Talk from Frank Warren about PostSecret.com I saw the Starbucks postcard saying “i give decaf to customers who are RUDE to me!”

    I didn’t have to go very far to research it – I personally know a couple of Starbucks baristas – and I’m sure this isn’t exclusive to Starbucks at all. Turns out it is very-very-very common for baristas to stick you with decaf if you’re a dick, with the definition of being a dick up to the barista’s particular preference that day, and your chances of getting decaffed for being a douchebag increasing somewhat if you’re going through the drive-thru .

    Here’s my secret: When you are rude to service staff I know that, regardless of your present situation, your upbringing was that of a street rat, and in your heart of hearts you’ll always be that rat hoping to show the world how much better you are. This I keep a secret so I can spot the rats from afar and stay away from any dealings with them
    whether personal or business – never ever deal with a rat.

     

    Rude Customers Get Decaffed at Starbucks

    Rude Customers Get Decaffed at Starbucks

     
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  • NegBox 4:16 pm on January 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    What do you think will happen next? 

    Ask yourself The One Question and your answers will help you go where you want to go. This is like “The Secret” except its not complete bullshit.

    Story time:

    Years ago I was single and going out to bars with a married friend. He would always want to hit on women, would rarely muster the courage, yet would always be my wingman. Excellent guy yet I couldn’t shake the idea of what the fuck was he doing by my side when he was married – His wife would work for several months out of state. So I started to ask him.

    -”What do you think is going to happen now?”

    -”I don’t know”

    -”Do you think one of these women is going to like you?”

    -”Yeah, of course”

    -”Then what? What will happen after you talk to her?”

    -”Well… Sex?”

    -”So what will happen next is one of these women is going to go sleep with you tonight on a one-night-stand out of the blue?”

    -”Yeah”

    You can guess that never happened. Of course, if you try one million times, you’ll eventually get lucky. Yet luck needs a big helping hand. Beyond the point of this being a setup for him cheating – the sequence he was expecting was unrealistic. Sure, if you’re a PUA (Pick-up-artist) chances are high you’ll sleep with one that night. Yet thats not what my friend was saying or doing.

    He was going from stumbling drunk in a bar to a one-night stand with a stranger without the intermediate steps.

    This was many years ago. Ever since then I ask myself “What do you think will happen next” all the time – Because I don’t want to be a frustrated drunk bozo.

    Forget PUAs and bars, though. This is something you need to ask yourself on every situation you face. Especially if you’re going into something where there is a preconception of results.

    For example, you read in John Chow’s blog how he makes $40,000 a month and decide to set up your blog. You write shit, and nothing happens – Guess what, you’ve been Chowed. After you read the inspiring article from Chowderhead and decide to go his route ask yourself.

    “And what will happen next?”

    You see, even you can’t lie to yourself in the face that bad. Asking the question brings up the obvious: There is no more magic – Harry Potter fucked it all up.

    “I am going to build a million dollar a month blog empire! I am signing up to WordPress.com right now”

    -”What do you think will happen next?”
    “Option a) the entire population of mainland China will click your ads tonight, next week you’ll be on Jay Leno telling the world how to bank with The Google and The AdZen in The Interwebz”
    “Option b) You’ll have a brand new blog with a scribble for an article and robots for traffic.”

    -”What do you think will happen next?”
    -”I will write awesome articles on raising snails”

    -”And what next?” “Option a) You’ll start to develop a community or Option b) You’ll get a $50,000 check in the mail from SnailFarms for promoting their product so well”

    The idea here isn’t to discourage yourself out of things – on the contrary. The idea is to have realistic expectations about what you are about to see next and what you will do after that. The idea here is to have a plan. To understand “What happens next”.

    If you don’t ask yourself that question, you’ll always be surprised of the results no matter what they are – and in most areas of life the result will be disappointing simply because an enormous expectation is being built around everything and every experience by marketers such as myself.

     

     
    • Mike Chiasson 12:49 am on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Just scrolled this far for the pics.

      • NegBox 5:20 pm on January 31, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        @Mike & ManofSteel – The hoes make a difference – I scroll all the way down the homepage every couple of hours to see if I can catch any of them kissing each other.
        What do you think I think will happen next? Well, they’re going to jump off the screen and give me the world’s best stereo blowjob! Of course!

    • Manofsteel 5:52 am on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Those are some nice tits. Er wait, are these comments supposed to be for the girl or the article?

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  • NegBox 7:36 pm on May 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    Religious Experience On-Demand 

    Imagine being able to have a feeling one one-ness, belonging and utter bliss whenever you feel like it.

    Ever had what people call a “religious experience”? Here’s a secret: Its all in your head.

    Levitating

    Here’s how to have a transcendental/religious experience – it takes about 90-120 minutes and I guarantee you will never forget it:

    1 – Sit straight on a chair or the floor staring a blank wall – close enough that you only see a blank wall. Make sure you will not be disturbed or interrupted at all.

    2 – Turn on some ambient instrumental music, this will come in handy later.

    3 – Imagine you are flying.

    4 – Keep at it for 90-120 minutes. Nothing much will happen the first hour – brace yourself for the final 20 minutes.

    Yup, that’s all there is to it folks – your brain does the rest for you.

    But wait, there’s more.

    Wouldn’t it be great if you could get this epic endorphin boost without the two hours of sitting in a chair doing nothing?
    Of course – and there is a way, without shooting heroine. You’re probably not going to like it, though, since it involves work.

    All you have to do is repeat this experience once every day or every other day for about two weeks. Always play the same music. After that the first few tries you’ll notice the time it takes to feel like you just creamed your pants with joy becomes shorter and shorter, and the effect quite a bit stronger.

    After the two weeks, you’ll probably be able to conjure up an experience like this in a matter of 15-30 minutes or less.

    Do it enough times an eventually you’ll get to the point you don’t need the music – it helps, though you don’t need it.

    Eventually you’ll get to the point you can get a high virtually anytime, anywhere, while doing almost anything. Walking, weightlifting, anything where you can have some spare brain cycles – heck even typing this blog post.

    One word of caution – Pick your “trigger” music well. New Age music worked for me. I say pick it carefully because hearing the music will trigger a conditioned response and get you flying high whether you wanted it or not – You don’t want to pick something popular.

    Pavlov would be proud.

    Whether
     
    • Joe 12:25 am on June 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Nicely written.. i’ve discovered something similar myself – invented by the Chinese (allegedly) over 3000 years ago — check out ‘zhan zhuang’ for details..

      Confucius ~ lose your stillness and you will fail at everything you do ~

      • NegBox 4:40 am on June 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Thank you. That’s pretty cool. The most important thing about this little exercise I posted is that it doesn’t require nor lead you to believe in any bullshit – Quite the contrary, it shows you what you can do with your mind is solely in your mind and has nothing to do with all the stories people wrap around their experiences to explain them. Ghosts and souls and gods and demons, Ki, Chi, Ether, the golden mean, the number 23… We create stories to explain what happens – Reality tends to be a heck of a lot simpler than our stories, yet usually hidden from view by our own way of understanding by narrative. Thank you for reading – I was wondering if that post just flew by – That is something that has helped me immensely through the years and something I use on a daily basis.

    • Joe 12:16 am on June 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I agree – I think it’s about keeping at it until your monkey mind gets tired and goes to sleep. Then you’ll see what’s really there…

      Also I think the stories are a form of camouflage – we need to feel comfortable in a belief system. But the flipside is that you can easily limit your thinking and development…

      That said, I am still in the process of exploring.. can go a lot further..

      Keep up the great work!

      • NegBox 5:14 pm on June 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Thanks man. Never stop asking questions.

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  • NegBox 4:49 pm on February 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    The One Word That Is Holding You Back 

    Do you remember this scene of The 300? Watch closely: There is no hesitation, and there is no undo, take back, or retreat. This is what comes to mind when thinking about life and choices.

    If you look closely at my blog, or any e-mail or IM you might have received from me, you will find one of my best secrets – Actually, you won’t find it because the secret is what remains unsaid. I relax my standard a bit on the blog, so you’re bound to find some slips – Still…

    The secret is to never, ever, ever use to word “but“... Not in conversations, not in e-mails and not in instant messages.

    What the heck could this possibly do? You wouldn’t believe it. I actually shared this little tip with two friends who run different companies about three years ago. Last year I asked them about it. They both remembered distinctly the idea -because they had tried it with surprising results. They both pretty much reported the same thing – Everything – meetings, conferences, etc – started going much, much smoother. People around them would be more positive and things would get done better. They both pretty much independently said it was like fucking Voodoo.

    Why “but“? Because it is the “undo” of language, it is worse than hesitation – its an outright “cancel what I just said“. There are many other ways to “undo“, by using commas for example – yet none is so flagrant as “but“. The easiest way to replace “But” is to use “and“, a comma, or like I did above using “yet”. If you can’t say it without “but” or no good alternative presents itself – then you need to think about whatever it is in a different way and say something entirely different – pure and simple.

    Try it, it costs $0, results are immediate and pretty fucking unbelievable.

     
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  • NegBox 4:38 pm on January 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: alexander technique, confidence   

    Projecting Confidence – Alexander Technique 

    I’m going to give you a movie-star secret – Its a pro acting secret that can improve your image, your self-image, help you project confidence in person and even over the phone. It can also help with back pain and muscle aches.

    Sounds too good to be true? It really isn’t – Like all things that are good and beneficial,  it just takes time, work and moolah. Its something I bumped into several years ago: The Alexander Technique.

    Its a way of re-training you on movement and posture. Unfortunately, it isn’t something you can get even a basic understanding by reading a book or watching the few training DVDs that roam the net – this is something you have to take a class on and experience it yourself. Trying to understand it fully or learn even a little bit by reading or watching would be like trying to learn how to swim -even a little bit- without ever getting in the water – It just ain’t happening.

    I found some really inexpensive Alexander Technique lessons at a local university campus – on their non-credited courses… I’m sure you can find an instructor wherever you are – do yourself a favor and go to just one session, then tell me what you think.

     
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  • NegBox 4:12 pm on December 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    How to Become Stupid 

    This is an anecdote that shaped my beliefs and views on intelligence – as a little follow-up to my last post on “Drive” by Daniel Pink.

    I’ve only shared this story with close family members, as it stereotypes and isn’t very scientific. That didn’t matter for my young mind – Young minds don’t care about science as they’re trying to make sense of the world.

    [Fade to sepia]

    As I was attending elementary school (not in the US and not in Asia) I happened to have quite a few schoolmates of Asian descent. As a young kid, I could tell these kids were just as sharp as me, and sometimes even smarter, more patient, methodical, etc. We did have dumb kids, and even kids with true learning problems – this is not a story about kids with real problems.

    Among my Asian friends I noticed two distinct behaviors – Some would behave just normal, like me. Others would play the “language” card and pretend they didn’t understand things because of the difference in language – they had figured out they could get away with less school work and less demands from the teachers if they played like they were dumb… And they did, they kept playing dumb from the point I have clear school memories (about second grade) to the point they graduated from school six or seven years later.

    The teachers saw a dumb kid, with learning problems and a language barrier, struggle through school for several years and make it out.

    I saw a normal kid who played dumb since second grade – and by the time they were in seventh grade they had BECOME dumb. They were no longer faking it – you could tell the little spark of focused attention had been put out. It was like they became a little autistic as part of their act, and they became their act.

    My little mind understood something about intelligence in very straightforward terms:

    • If you play dumb, you will get away with doing less, and you will become dumb.
    • If you do what you’re supposed to do, you will get smarter in the same time that slackers become dumber.


    [Fade to color]

    Play dumb, be dumb. Play smart, get smart.

     
    • Mike Chiasson 12:58 am on December 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Wow that seriously sounds familiar. I agree that just as knowledge can be learned, so can stupidity.

      • Slave Rat 8:05 pm on December 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Did you see this “become stupid” with family members or other folks too?

    • barman 8:09 pm on December 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      1. those nipples are awful
      2. how am i not in your blog roll and dupre is

    • Slave Rat 1:23 pm on December 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      1 -Those nipples, covered in whipped cream, are delicious. 2 – Of course you *are* on the blogroll. Justin is where the Squeaky Rats are too. .. Check again, I’ve just added a section on the sidebar titled “Mondo Blogs” for the squeaky AND jealous.

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  • NegBox 3:17 pm on November 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Excuses,   

    That’s My Story, and I’m Sticking to It 

    Thats my story and im sticking to it!

    That right there is a powerful agent of positive change. The power lies in SAYING that phrase and seeing how silly your stories sound.

    “That’s My Story, and I’m Sticking to It”

    That’s the phrase I began chirping every single time I said – or heard someone tell me- something that sounded even a tiny bit like a whim, hidden excuse or faulty reasoning. I decided to start doing this after reading “All Marketers Are Liars” for the fourth time and thinking about our everyday stories for a long time.

    I thought this would be a good way of explaining the stories of marketing, by making folks notice their everyday actions and how they put stories around it – even stories that made no sense at all.

    It worked wonders. My entire family laughed – and laughs. They all now chirp it back to me and make everyone conscious of why we do what we do.

    In action it looks like this:

    Wife: “If it was warmer, we’d be out jogging”
    Me: “Yep, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it!”

    Me: “I’m gonna get a Wii for Christmas… It has really nice games *FOR THE KIDS*… and that’s my story and I’m sticking to it”

    Kids: “I love Cheerios, they’re good for your heart”
    Me:” That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!”

    Wife: “I really need these boots for the winter so my feet don’t freeze… That’s my story and I’m sticking to it…” (while rearranging 50 other pairs of boots in the closet)

    Its really nice to see a whole new level of consciousness in everyday living – lifting the veil of the little stories we tell ourselves to justify doing what we’re doing.

    It separates reality from the story and makes YOU accountable for doing whatever you are doing – it takes the story out of the picture, as an optional mental masturbation, and puts you back in control.

    I firmly believe everything is optional – there is not one single thing you have to do. Sure, there are risks, consequences, rewards, whatever… Yet nothing is mandatory. These little stories we hear on TV or from other people and then we tell ourselves give us quick ways to deceive ourselves. We live out the lies we tell ourselves. Kill the lie. Then dissect it and take a look at its guts.

    If you’re a marketer, you then take that dead, dissected lie, you stitch it back up, and you sling it out into the world as a marketing piece:

    “Newsflash: In Winter, consumers stop going to the Gym and turn to Acai Berry Detox to combat Holiday Weight Gain”

    “Get a Wii for the Kids for $25? Only at Bidiot.com!”

    “Free Heart-healthy Cheerio Samples. Enter your e-mail (and entire medical history)”

    “You’ve won free UGG Boots! Just claim your prize in the next two minutes by entering your cell phone number in the next screen!”

    Word.

     
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  • NegBox 7:19 pm on August 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Focus, Goals, Mind Jiu-Jitsu   

    Goals and Staying Focused 

    With so many distractions in life, it is very hard to stay focused on what you are trying to accomplish and a whole lot easier to just coast through life.

    Here’s my litte strategy…

    Every single time I do something I ask myself “How does this help me…<insert goal here>” .. Use your brain here, you’re not a machine – You likely have multiple goals, and often conflicting ones: Make $1K a day, Spend Quality time with family, Connect with friends, stay healthy. You know what category everything you do might fall on – When you catch yourself doing something that either doesn’t fall into any of the major categories of what you’re trying to do, chances are you don’t need to be doing it…

    The hardest part is when you’re doing something that might fall into one of the activities you need to do for your goals… You might be reading a blog, like this one… Then ask yourself “How does this help me reach $1K a day?” be honest and if the answer is “It doesn’t”, you just close the browser, put the iPad away and just go do something that does help you.

    That’s my little secret to actively balance family, work, and social life instead of just letting the pieces fall where they may.

     
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  • NegBox 1:54 pm on July 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Burnout, Vacation   

    Avoiding Burnout 

    Imagine not caring anymore about your work or projects, and worse yet, not being able to find motivation to continue to work on anything. What would happen then?

    That’s what burnout feels like. It feels like your brain went on vacation with your drive and left your body behind with the mess.

    I used to think burnout was sissy bullshit excuses – I clearly did not understand where the line into burnout was, or how severe the problem could be, until I crossed it.

    I’m nowhere near burnout right now, but I did experience it several years ago. Since then I take regular vacations, breaks and decompress my mind.

    I’m going to give you just one tip: Be awake and present in the here and now with the people that matter the most to you.

    Take the time to turn off your computer, turn off your cell phone and let time roll by where you are present in the moment. Eckhart Tolle is full of shit, but he wrote a great book called “The Power of Now” – his entire book can be summed up in one paragraph, but if I do that you won’t get the little stories that make the knowledge stick. Get that book from Ekhart Tolle… Now.

    I’ve yet to see a good piece on work-life balance in the affiliate industry.

    Right now I’m on vacations, I’ve been off the grid since Friday and I’m coming back on Tuesday, wanted to drop a little note about unplugging… Which is what I’m going back to now.

    NO CARRIER

     
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  • NegBox 5:44 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    How to See Clearly Underwater 

    Would you like to learn how to see 3x more clearly underwater with no gimmicks? Read on… Seriously…

    This morning I was diving in the pool when I started wondering why the heck we (humans) don’t see clearly under water. I started running through what I know… 800 times denser, refraction… Then it hit me I might be generalizing – Maybe I’m the only one that sees all blurry like shit underwater. So I whipped out the oracle (Google) and searched on why… Nice article by Prof Ron Douglass describes why in terms I barely understand, then mentions a tribe on “Sea Gypsies” called the Moken see real good and its a matter of training…

    Say What? And now you tell me? So I do some digging… Bumped into an article that looked like the modetherlode, but Elsevier wants me to pay and I think I’ve lost access to Athens (the research paper authentication thing). Google some more and I found the researcher, her thesis and doctoral papers… Her name is Anna Gislen at the Swedish university of Lund and her research is all there.

    Simply Amazing.

    I see potential for a full-blow as-seen-on-TV product here…

    NEW! See underwater clearly with the new Gislen Method! You’ll be the talk of the pool party! Chicks will blow you before they even tell you their names!

    Nice.

     
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  • NegBox 5:52 pm on May 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Hangover,   

    The Hangover 

    Last night my wife and I watched the movie The Hangover all the way through… Finally… In the middle of it she reveals: “This is why I wanted to go with you to Vegas.

    Damn. I thought she came with me last time to have a good time – could have fooled me. Seems she came so she could be the galaxy’s best cockblock. Well, at least its a cockblock I really enjoy… Come to think of it, I need her so I don’t end up like these guys – I’ve never stolen Tyson’s tiger… Not that I remember anyway.

    Back to the movie – What a freaking hilarious flick.

     
    • Mike Chiasson 3:37 am on May 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Haha everyone tells me I look like 'The Dentist' from the Hangover. I still have yet to see it. It couldn't possibly be better than my McLovin costume from a few years back though.

      On a side note I always forget that you started posting nudies in your posts and I'm at work rolling through my RSS reader and am like 'Ohhhh shit' as people are walking by lol. Lucky for me I run the IT department and don't need to worry about getting in trouble lol.
      My recent post Martha Coakley WTF Pwnz My Server!

    • negbox 3:19 pm on May 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Gotta see it. There are a few movies that capture the essence of something… Lost in Translation captured the essence of traveling for business and feeling totally 'misplaced'. This one captured the feeling of waking up in the morning and going "WTF happened here?" It also captures the "Who are who are these people that keep talking to me about last night like I'm their rockstar buddy?"

      About the "Girls of Negbox" :) . … It makes for great watercooler chat: "Talking about losers, this jackass I used to read now posts naked chick pics along with marketing stuff – talk about trying to sell with sex… What a loser."

      I can't claim originality of the idea, though – I believe I saw it done before but I couldn't find it – and no, it wasn't "Naked News".

      BTW, if you look like McLovin… then you DO look like the dentist!!!
      My recent post Must-Read: Uber-Affiliate’s Marketing Guide Updated for 2010

    • Mike Chiasson 10:52 pm on May 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Haha not that I look this gay all the time, just when I try to.
      http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v367/1
      My recent post Martha Coakley WTF Pwnz My Server!

    • negbox 2:24 am on May 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      One word: Wow.
      You're my anti-hero. :)

      My recent post Must-Read: Uber-Affiliate’s Marketing Guide Updated for 2010

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  • NegBox 9:22 pm on May 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    All Marketers Are Liars – And I’m Full of Shit 

    My review of “All Marketers are Liars” by Seth Godin in three words: Holy Fucking Crap.

    Shoemoney must be peeking at my playlist or something… http://www.shoemoney.com/2010/05/04/the-greatest-marketing-book-every-written/
    I’ve been wanting to post about this book “All Marketers are Liars” by Seth Godin since right before the Vegas mind wipe I had on May 1st. I’m on my second listen, and I foresee a third and fourth listen.

    It has seriously completely and radically changed the way I look at everything. This book is beyond eye-opening, it’s a freaking masterpiece. Considering I’m nobody, that’s not much of an endorsement – considering I gobble around 50+ full books a year on marketing, business and psychology, this takes another shade.

    The original recommendation came from Ran Aroussi in one of the PPC Bully trainingd, and I filed it on my “nice to get” list. Last month I finally got around to getting the book and bumped into Seth’s book selection at his site… I got Words that Work from Frank Luntz, along with Purple Cow, Permission Marketing and All Marketers are Liars.

    Words that Work is “ok”, Permission Marketing is excellent, Purple Cow is in the back burner and All Marketers Are Liars has entered my hall of fame.

    I used to work with a marketing exec that used to drive me (and everyone else) fucking bananas asking us “what’s the story here” or commenting “I don’t see the story coming through”… Now I get it. Everything has a story… Many stories! I opened the Sky Mall catalog on the plane and started exploring the stories behind each and every product -that little impromptu exercise was so cool I took the catalog with me, telling mysefl the story that I was going to use it for a video post. Don’t wait for it, it’s not going to happen.

    The funniest part is that over the past few months I’ve been consistently saying “Thats my story and I’m sticking to it” after every time I explain myself… I also do it to my entire family, as soon as they explain something, like why they decided to skip a class, or why they need a particular brand of something, I’ll quip “and that’s my story and I’m sticking to it” … This really brings the stories we tell ourselves into focus, it’s also very humorous and it’s been working wonders to cut through everyday crap.

    The other significant book I read this month (and I had to read it on freaking paper – so I had to wait to my plane to/from Vegas) is a 30+year classic masterpiece too… Games People Play by Eric Berne – it lays the foundation for Transactional Analysis in psychology for laypeople like me – sort of. Really good.

    Have fun!

     
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  • NegBox 8:39 pm on May 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    Back fom Vegas 

    I’m back and I’m madder than ever! Vegas was a decidedly decadent debauchery, AKA: a complete Cluster-Fuck. Why dont we just rename Vegas to Cluster Fuck City? When you go there you know you’re going to fuck something… You either fuck up finances, fuck fiancées, fuck yourself or fuck all of the above at the same time.

    Back to our regular programming…

    BTW, the map is wrong: The Silicon Valley is in Nevada, not California… No news there…

     
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  • NegBox 12:52 am on May 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    Sin City: Here I Cum 

    I’ll be spending most of next week in Vegas… I can always make time to meet a fellow marketer.

     
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  • NegBox 2:59 pm on April 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Economics, Freakonomics,   

    Freakonomics Movie 

    The Freakonomics Movie is about to launch! Way to go Levitt and Dubner. If you’ve never heard of their work -or a documentary for that matter- that’s ok… Please keep buying the shit I’m promoting.

     
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  • NegBox 5:54 pm on April 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Cameras, Canon, Olympus, Photography, Point-and-Shoot   

    Canon Rocks – Olympus Sucks 

    Ended up selling the Olympus 6020 at a small loss. The underwater pics are cool, but not as cool as to merit keeping a total dud. The colors are washed out and the camera is SLOOOOOOW.

    So far I’ve had about 6-7 brands of digital point-and-shoot cameras… The only ones that have NEVER disappointed were the Canon cameras. They’re fast, they’re simple, they’re small, and they take awesome pictures. I love the ability to tweak the colors to “Vivid” or customize it – Things come out vibrant and alive, the way I see them – not the way Wall-E sees them.

     
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  • NegBox 2:51 pm on April 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Automation, , Powerpoint, Presentation, Scaling, Slideshare   

    Outsource Yourself – Tim Ferris Would Be Proud 

    Thanks go to Al Carlton for the nice reference guide on outsourcing everything and automating the rest.

    Tim Ferris from the 400-hour workweek would be proud, if he wasn’t busy working 400 hours a week.

    Al was also nice enough to post it via slideshare in a way we can download the PPTX for future reference. Kudos.

     
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  • NegBox 5:20 am on April 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Tired   

    FML – Exhausted 

    I’m getting tired of sleeping five hours a night and working like mad.

     
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  • NegBox 1:30 pm on April 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    Finding My Groove 

    This – Internet marketing and writing independently – is clearly what I want to be doing. In less than a month I’ve made more posts to this blog than I’ve made to my “real” Twitter stream and blog combined over the past six months. The proof is in the posts.

     
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  • NegBox 4:16 pm on April 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Weekend   

    Weekend Torture 

    Wife wants to work on the landscaping, the landscaping around the pool, and go DIY on some parts of the house.

    I kinda like relaxing, swimming, playing with the kids, riding my bike… Maybe messing with my online marketing… Having friends over for barbeque… There’s a reason people don’t invite each other over for a session of weed pulling and wall painting.

    I actually enjoy the shopping… The digging and planting, not so much.

    Easter Bunny Evil Twin, take me away.

     
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  • NegBox 3:55 pm on April 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Income, , Passive   

    Passive Income Power! 

    I enlightened my beautiful wife on the power of passive income with a timely demo.

    Turns out I had about four conversions between Friday and Sunday… They all show up via CB stats on my iPhone, so on Sunday I pull up the stats and remind her: “Remember when we were out shopping on Friday? We made that. Remember when we were working on the yard? We made that much.”

    This may seem like an obvious exercise, but it works wonders.

     
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  • NegBox 3:36 pm on April 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Magazine, Wired   

    Pulling the Plug on my Wired Subscription 

    After ten years on uninterrupted subscription to Wired Magazine, I’m pulling the plug on it. I love the magazine, but im just too busy. The issues sit unread in their plastic baggies for weeks, and I usually manage to glimpse at an article or two before tossing it – And tossing it is what I do after learning some years back that keeping it around is a sign of procrastination.

    Ten years ago, it was a whole different world for me. Time marches on…

     
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