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Mr Nobody

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How many times have you seen a movie that you think about every single day for two months straight?

25 Reasons I Owe My Mother

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m…

Sex Sells Everything – Even Washing Machines

Fleggaard Video Topless Women Jumping off a Plane Advertising for a Washing Machine – High Definition plus “making of” video.

Spot Where I Fucked Up

Lets see who can spot where I fucked up, changed the landing page and went to bed ASS-uming everything was just fine.    

Funny AffBuzz Banner

Good chuckle out of this AffBuzz ad on http://whatwouldryaneagledo.com/ I have Ryan on Twitter and sometimes I wonder what kind of glue he’s sniffing – whatever it is, you have to recognize he’s got talent to brand himself to the point he can be recognized by the writing style and even the glasses!

Taking Back My Blog

Ever since I removed that plug-in that allowed me to punch in posts from the front page like it was a real-time chat, the amount of posts has gone downhill. We can argue the quality has gone up… One of the reasons for this blog is that I hate Twitter’s 140-char limit… So this doubles…

Marketing or Engineering?

Being a former engineer and current marketer I can vouch for the accuracy of this cartoon. Years ago I thought anyone could do what I did – I was dead wrong. Now I don’t know why the guy hates sales. Sales is dinners and lap-dances. There’s only one rule to remember: You can’t expense the…

How to Talk Like a Corporate Drone

If you’re heading towards the corporate ranks, grab this Douchebag Dictionary and memorize it. You’ll be a corporate douchebag in no time at all! Every area of life has its own lingo… The cube farm is no exception. Here’s an excerpt: Elevator Pitch Unsucked: Overview or summary. Hard Stop I want to make sure we…

Enter LIMBO

It was a dark and stormy night… I couldn’t sleep.. It was 2:00 AM.. The house was quiet. I went downstairs and fired up the Xbox 360. My favorite game, Fable 2, had lost its luster… Then I saw it… Limbo…Available for Download. Limbo is an amazingly creepy, gruesome and fun platform puzzle game. I’ve…

Fable 2 Banshees

One day I will go into how I play games and why I always cheat at videogames. I love sandbox-style games where you go wherever you want… Right now top of mind is Fable 2. Fantastic game – I think one of the best characters is a class of ‘monsters’ called the Banshee. The banshee…

Split-Testing Nightclub Music Mixes & The Science of Hedonism

Some folks are simply fucking brilliant, like Yale Fox. The guy wrote Inside the DJ Booth: How A Disc Jockey’s Strategic Track Selection Can Enhance Experience, Foster Loyalty, and Boost Profits Talk about testing – this time the patterns of how people move and buy drinks in a club depending on the songs played –…

Safety Video is Actually Cool and Ronald McDonald is Still a Creeper

Looking for a video marketing company I bumped into this children safety video billed as “creepy”… Well, its actually pretty damn good – and creepy enough to be remembered. Now… Wanna see something scary? Really scary? How about Ronald McDonald telling kids that he is an exception to the child safety video above? PS: If…

Jedi Assholes

They could make a feature-length movie out of this idea: Couldn’t help noticing the Brawndo shirt. If you don’t know what Brawndo is, you’re like stupid or somethin’… ’cause its got electrolytes and shit. This guy behind the videos is Freddie Wong and he’s got a wicked YouTube channel.

LOST in 3 Minutes

Awesome 3-minute summary of LOST in video Now I don’t have to waste even one more minute to understand what people talk about… Especially since the story is pretty retarded regardless of the execution.

Technorati’s Twisted Sense of Humor

I have an RSS feed that uses a Google query for my name… And no, my real name is not “Slave”. Every day I get random stuff from Technorati in that feed. I don’t quite get it – It seems that Google is picking up my name as part of the post tags! My name…

Girls on Theme

My Boring Site

Agh… This site looks so bland… I’m going to spruce it up a bit somehow. I’ll take it well outside the domain of “Safe for Work”. Since I work from home, its all the same to me… and frankly, I don’t give a shit. In the interest of appearing fair, I will submit this to…

Life After Marriage – Saving the Princess

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Watching this video was the best six minutes of Wednesday. Whoever did this little video must have been peeking through the keyhole.

Geocities-izer

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Type in any URL here: Geocitizicer to make it look like a 1996 geocities page. I suggest hiding the address bar and playing a good prank on an unsuspecting non-techie… Really funny how far “The Web” has come… Does anyone remember using gopher too? Am I a dinosaur? Don’t answer that last one…

Bang in the Sky for $1K – Sex Partner not Included – But That Can Be Arranged Too

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I wonder if anyone would object to me booking my next trip with this airline: http://www.boomboomplane.com/ I hear rave reviews.

My Workspace – A Peek

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When folks walk behind me in my workspace they usually go “WTF?” I have a 4:3 monitor in Landscape mode, and a 19:8 monitor in Portrait mode (kinda the opposite of what you’d expect). My main browser runs in portrait mode and is the only thing on the portrait monitor. Other browser windows go in…

Sperm Covers my Patio Furniture

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I was just sitting outside and noticed the yellow film of pollen on the patio furniture… Then it dawned one me… This is plant jizz… Nice, real nice.

To Party or Not to Party – Difficult Decisions

Booking business travel. How hungover am I going to be the morning I’m returning? Let’s re-frame the problem more accurately: “If I book an early flight, will I crash asleep so bad at the hotel that I’ll miss the flight?” or better yet, “Will I be having so much fun it takes five bouncers to…

Expensing Lap Dances & Dancing with Poles

Having worked in corporate Sales, this video struck home when I saw it a couple of years ago. Its simply hilarious. Just got a memo from the Rat Maze Overlords saying something about not taking customers to “indecent entertainment” or some other euphemism… In other words: Folks, don’t take customers to nightclubs or brothels –…

I Dream of CPA

I just dreamt I was playing well with CPA offers – my stats were good and I was telling myself “all I have to do is drive traffic! Wow” – I was even showing some family about it. Talk about a one-track mind. All I really want to do is go to the Playboy Mansion…

Jonathan Volk 509 – Bandwidth Exceeded

Looks like Jonathan’s latest story about his sis’ birthday party is a killer – I get error 509, bandwidth limit exceeded. So much for unlimited hosting. http://www.jonathanvolk.com/life/my-little-sisters-bday-party.html

Avatar 2 Trailer Spoof

Freaking hilarious Avatar 2 trailer spoof. Guest appearances by Darth Vader, Forrest Gump, Braveheart, Frodo and more…